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carolina swamp cricket

Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.
If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.
by Babyg98 May 12, 2018
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Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”
Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket
by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019
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cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at soccer.
Barry sucked at soccer as a youth, so he took up Cricket instead.
by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024
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Jiminy Crickets

to say as you feel annoyed about a certain situation
'We don't have that in stock right now, sorry'
OH, JIMINY CRICKETS!!
by jiminybingbong June 9, 2024
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Compton Cricket

I was walking up the street the other day, & when I passed this one house; I heard the Compton Cricket. Now I know the owner is from Compton.
by dandysavage April 28, 2025
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hood crickets

The repeated beeping sounds from multiple smoke alarms with low batteries, often heard in apartments or homes in low-income neighborhoods where people either can’t afford or don’t bother to replace them.
I was on the phone with my boy, and every few seconds, I kept hearing that beep. I said, ‘Bro, change your smoke alarm battery!’ He just sighed and said, ‘Man, those are just the hood crickets singing.
by dryiceco2 March 21, 2025
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Crotch Crickets

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.
"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."
by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017
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