1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's child.
2. The child of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
2. The child of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

First cousin's great-great-grandson.
My great-great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019

by Bitch ass cousin fucker March 4, 2018

Acting like you like someone when you really are just trying to get something from them.
Acting like you are close to someone, as if they are family, when you are actually trying to get close to them so you are in a better position to hurt or exploit them.
Treating someone like you are close to them, to get them to lower their guard, when in reality you have bad intentions.
Acting like you are close to someone, as if they are family, when you are actually trying to get close to them so you are in a better position to hurt or exploit them.
Treating someone like you are close to them, to get them to lower their guard, when in reality you have bad intentions.
by bkwrd December 18, 2024

Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".
by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

My half-first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
