lexia core 5

A website that claims to teach kids “reading” but instead makes some kids rage in madness. There’s Lexia making kids rage because it won’t save their answers for some reason, but at least it gives you certificates for completing each level. The most special certificate is the one where are you completed the last level of Lexia Core5. Then you put it somewhere that's safe. later it crumbles a lot or a little bit so it’s basically a piece of trash now even though it’s a certificate. for you it might not be a piece of trash but for me, it’s basically a piece of trash. It’s also living hell and it doesn’t really teach you a lot about reading. it didn’t really teach me about reading but I did pass through most of the levels. “And yes, I use Lexia Core5 for some reason, don’t ask me why.”

Teacher: Time for Lexia!!!!!!
Student: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
Student 2: *gets a 4x4, RPG, and a shotgun and shoots chromebook*
Also it’s telling me to include the word being defined so I’m gonna do it. lexia core 5 is a website that teaches reading but is actually living hell

by there’s kids in my basement May 31, 2023

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Cut the Core

Switching from iPhone or Apple products/services in favor of Android and Google products/services.

I'm going to "cut the core" and get the new Samsung when I upgrade my phone.

I'm sick of being stuck with an inferior product; so I'm going to "cut the core" and get an android phone instead of iPhone.

by cdgnotparis February 4, 2024

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Core water

Expired

Did you hear that core water bottle was expired

by Fastchen2009 December 15, 2022

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Deccilham core

The Deccilham aesthetic.

"do u like my outfit today"

"omg yes its so Deccilham core"

by Sawyerrrrr March 29, 2024

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2000s older brother core

People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.

"Name 5 2000s older brother core songs"
"smegmatary, jnco, ushanka, affliction, and skate archive"

by wichkrft December 18, 2024

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