You either love them or hate them. They're drier than a desert but taste absolutely amazing. You WILL need a glass of milk with these delights.
Guy 1: Hey, I got some frosted sugar cookies!
Guy 2: What, why? Those are disgusting, throw them away!
Guy 3: What? No, those are the best cookies ever!
*Proceed to a race war only its cookies*
Guy 2: What, why? Those are disgusting, throw them away!
Guy 3: What? No, those are the best cookies ever!
*Proceed to a race war only its cookies*
by Squashybead2217 September 22, 2023
Get the Frosted sugar cookies mug.1. (sympathetically) These things happen, even if we don't like them.
2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!
2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!
1. "No fun tonight. The party's been canceled."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles."
2. "You scratched my car!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles."
2. "You scratched my car!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
by Downstrike May 28, 2004
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A sad, dumbass child (most commonly male) who will commonly be found cutting himself/herself for attention. They are attracted to rich people (preferably those with horses) and are drawn to sad, pathetic bands like a fly to shit. They are one of the two weight extremes and have a small group of around 3-5 friends, none of which are there by choice.
They often watch porn as it's their only chace of ever seeing anyone naked...ever. They'll brag to mates about smoking or doing drugs even though they haven't because they're too much of a pussy. These are the kind of people who fail suicide attempts because it's purely for the attention for which they're normally denied because of their poor social skills and commonly complain that they don't get along with their family because their mum/dad once asked them to do the dishes instead of jacking off.
They often watch porn as it's their only chace of ever seeing anyone naked...ever. They'll brag to mates about smoking or doing drugs even though they haven't because they're too much of a pussy. These are the kind of people who fail suicide attempts because it's purely for the attention for which they're normally denied because of their poor social skills and commonly complain that they don't get along with their family because their mum/dad once asked them to do the dishes instead of jacking off.
Cookiefag: Guess who got laid?
Other dude: Uhm not you?
Cookiefag: Guess who's high?
Other dude: Not you?
Cookiefag: Guess who's popuar!?
Other dude: Not you?
Other dude: Uhm not you?
Cookiefag: Guess who's high?
Other dude: Not you?
Cookiefag: Guess who's popuar!?
Other dude: Not you?
by Schnoodlesandrice December 8, 2010
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person 2: yes im mutuals with them they r cool
person 2: yes im mutuals with them they r cool
by orange dehydrated piss February 20, 2022
Get the cookierun_mesopotamia mug.The opposite of a fortune cookie, instead of telling you your fortune, it offers a bit of philosophical wisdom. Usually, it's a heavy disappointment.
A wisdom cookie would say: "You have a zest for the finer things in life," as opposed to "You will have full contentment by summer's end".
by This hour has 42 minutes June 2, 2009
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