on cod

A thrase/pun used by splatoon players to replace "on god"

Other splatoon-related puns include(to my knowledge):
Krill yourself
for eel!
cod fucking dammit
I swear to cod-

Less common:
the shell?
holy karb

Splatoon player 1: The body is dispensable the grind is not
Splatoon player 2: on cod!

by Dittoe November 5, 2023

COD-BLOCK

prevent (someone) from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity by using video games to keep them home instead. In particular call of duty (COD) warzone and other types of battle royale type games.

I had a mad date lined up with Hillary the slut but the boys cod-blocked me. At least we got a win.

by Captain hard January 11, 2023

cod tiktoker

a worthless fucking virgin who will upload his shitty clips to tiktok, their videos mostly feature the tiktoker shooting people who dont have brains, whilst repeatedly weapon swapping, sliding and jumping. they have nvidia filters cranked to the max

oh is that a cod tiktoker? what a worthless virgin

by defoooman November 21, 2021

COD

Coding of dicks

Can we play cod

SURE

by anonymous October 4, 2021

Cods

Slang term for the testicles, or peanuts

*goes to store* *looks in the snack isle*

"I'm gonna get some cods 😏"

by earwax022 October 1, 2021

too much rod, not enough cod

The situation is a total sausage fest, too many men, not enough women.

This party blows man, too much rod, not enough cod

by WhyDoISayThings July 7, 2021

cod gobbler

A beta male who performs cunnilingas on on females that no other men are seeking to get with. Often times without sexual satisfaction for themselves.

Jeff is a real cod gobbler

by Big Johnston September 20, 2022