Clown Faced

When a woman wears too much makeup.

Monica is such a pretty woman, but I wish she wasn't so clown faced.

by SXSW May 31, 2011

Cherry Clown

A very embarrassed kid who is also a faggot. May be wearing a mask.

Daniel: Alan your brother is a fucking cherry clown.

Alan: yea he is such a queer, he needs to take off his goddamn mask.

by kingownsyou February 16, 2009

Clown Poop

Styrofoam packing "peanuts," specifically the white variety.

As I opened my box from the Home Shopping Network, a strong gust of wind blew the clown poop all over the yard.

by Sluggo June 18, 2006

clown bitch

Girl wearing usually wearing a lots of makeup, have suprisingly big boobs while being slim and fit. Always smiles, laughs and jokes.

- That chick Natalia Zawal is such a clown bitch

by mightymo July 25, 2012

clown's pastie

An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.

Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie

by Loopydave December 17, 2018

playing clown

The act of blowing up balloons with nitrous, and inhaling them while on psychedelics to enhance visuals. The key to playing clown is replicating the sound of a balloon being blown up by a clown at a party, or by a wook at a music festival.

Bro 1: Did you hear those balloons being filled up at our neighbors campsite until 4:30 am last night?

Bro 2: Sounds like they were playing clown.

by rslock February 13, 2021

Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face

"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"

by Golden Foot April 17, 2012