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Charlie Scale

A simple 0-1 scale to rate the fuckability of someone.

0 - Wouldn't fuck

1 - Would fuck
person 1: Yo did you see how hot Amber is in that dress?

person 2: Yep, she's an easy 1 on the Charlie Scale.
by Massacre_All_Furries October 18, 2019
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Backseat Charlie

A person sitting in the backseat of a car who has no say in what goes on inside the car.
"Hey change it back, I like that song!"

"Shut up backseat charlie."
by buttcheeksbrown November 11, 2012
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Charlie Rogers

A fucking midget who gets 0 pussy and has a mushroom sized dick
That boy over there looks like he is third wheeling, oh wait it’s charlie rogers
by CharlieCuntRogrrs June 5, 2019
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wet charlie

take a healthy shit and then after not wiping stand in the shower and let the water trickle down your back and down your ass crack into the mouth of a person laying on the shower floor.
Wow, I could tell Frank had ribs last night after he gave me the wet charlie.
by 123 fake boner September 25, 2009
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Charlie Hunnam

Basically sex on legs.
He plays the very sexy Jax on the tv show Sons Of Anarchy.
You don't get a hotter englishman.
The cause of multiple orgasms at once and many womans ovaries exploding!!!
Friend: Did you see that picture of Charlie Hunnam?
Me: I didn't just see it, my ovaries exploded and I had multiple orgasms whilst looking at it!!!
by Xx_skittlez69_xX December 29, 2012
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Charlie Bravo

The military word structure code indicating: C, B

1. Cock Block
2. Crazy Bitch
Dont talk to that chick, her brother is a charlie bravo.

Check out that chick with the half shaved purple hair, she's probably a real charlie bravo.
by nate June 25, 2004
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Charlie Poof

Some queer little nancy-boy who loves to sing moany, shite songs about hard done by he is.
Charlie Poof has got a lot going for him, a cool job, lots of wonga, girls tripping up over each other to get with him, still all he can do is whine and cry when the inevitable happens given his position, sluts mess around with him and break his heart even though he purposefully goes after those types. Usually after Charlie Poof has broken up with current girlfriend/plaything he will start composing his next lament to himself, with lyrics usually consisting of
1. How they don't talk anymore
2. How she only wants attention
3. How he always cared for her, still she only wanted his money and fame
4. How she always touched his willy, but now she doesn't anymore and that makes him upset
5. How Charlie Poof can take the moral high ground, because according him he's got loads of money and is adored the whole world over for his music, and she's just some random glorified prostitute who "used him" (oh cry me a river)
6. Charlie Poof will eventually get over her, and she'll be left with egg on her face by being publically slandered about how she ruined his life and how Poof bounced back victoriously after having being clinically depressed for about 2 hours.
7. Charlie Poof is now in line to earn more money in one day than the entire GDP of some small African countries over one song
Charlie Poof: I just broke up with my 62nd girlfriend. Im so sad, even though Im worth about $400 million and counting
Poof's Friend: OMG we love you Charlie, even when you berate us and treat us like dogshit

Charlie Poof's Manager: Last album all 25 songs were about you breaking up with your multiple girlfriends, that's not enough for the record label this time around
Charlie Poof: Hold up, Im just coming out of a deep depression, give me a second

Charlie Poof (referring to his ex girlfriend): I cry for you baby, I lie for you baby
Ex Girlfriend: I only wanted your money, not gonna lie
Poof: Time to write another breakup song.
by Maketchi June 13, 2019
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