by Crazyhorse June 6, 2017
Get the Man cavemug. (Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.
by DaBoss971 August 14, 2012
Get the Cave Monstermug. An individual not truly of homeless nature but who embraces the free feeling of the vagrant life. The Cave Hobo often looks like a Hobo though does not smell of one. Cave Hobos tend to also be slightly mentally ill. They like Chocolate, Milk, Pizza, and any combination of the above. They also like crayons. They can be found in any city, large or small, and can be identified by their knitted garments that cause them to resemble something like a hibernating bear. The Cave Hobo is very friendly and social and likes to sleep in public, for example park benches, even though they have a home. Cave Hobos also like to sing. More often than not they believe themselves to sound like Jesus and Fergie, not realizes that they sound more of a cat being fed through a blender. God Bless Cave Hobos
by YukiPoo January 6, 2011
Get the Cave Hobomug. Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.
by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015
Get the rusty cavemug. Damn my nigga Austin was tellin me how he had 3 adventures in 3 different climax caves' last weekend but all 3 caves looked like they been intruded one too many times!!!
by Rack Ball123 October 2, 2009
Get the Climax Cavemug. Normally a stubby cock, where the head of a cock goes back inward and looks like your circumcised cock never had the procedure in the first place. Looks like a toque and happens when you wear tight ginch or have a fat roll in your ginch pressing on your cocker all the time.
I've gained a lot of weight since I finished high school and whenever I take a piss I have to stretch out my bird a few times because I get cave cock.
by The Dirty Pajerty March 31, 2015
Get the Cave Cockmug.