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Catholic

Pagan sect popular in Europe, The main god is the Virgin Mary but they also worship many other gods, a popular one being Jesus Christ. They are led by an old man they pretty much believe to be a demigod, Pope Francis.

They have gotten into controversy lately due to incidents involving High Priests and young boys.
The only Pagan Church near me is the Roman Catholic one.
by Maximus Buttcrack October 4, 2021
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Roman Catholic high school

America's oldest and first (formerly) free Catholic high school built in 1890 by Thomas E Cahil or however you spell it anyways it's way more respectable than Father Judge or Archbishop Ryan
Jamal: Ey yo did you hear that that lil fat bitch Manny is transferring to Roman Catholic High School from that bitch school Archbishop Ryan

Tyrone: Nah man no I didn't but I can't wait to get in the boys bathroom with him
Jamal: nah WE can't wait til he gets here and his stomach bulges out of his shirt
by Big Bitch Manny 1 September 6, 2021
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Detroit Catholic Central

Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to "Detroit Catholic Central"?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
by ccbigboy December 9, 2024
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catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.
Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
by Jay Jay Jetplane February 20, 2014
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Detroit Catholic Central

Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to Catholic Central?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
by ccbigboy December 9, 2024
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Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.
As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.
by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023
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