oakley case 

another word for a large dildo
sometimes made of metal to disguise to make it look like a glasses case

elena sits on that huge oakley case in the middle of class then procedess to put glasses in it

oakley case by coolest fucker ever April 1, 2009

Crack Case 

Pointing out the obvious. Can also be referenced as "thanks captain obvious".

"Hey since Marist college is D1 we get full rides right?"

"crack case"

Crack Case by Nick Kaszei March 3, 2015

jordan case 

Jordan case a very cool sexy stupid fun guy with a huge penis and gets the sexiest girls

Oh look at that sexy person he's such a jordan case

jordan case by Ryler case April 22, 2017

catch a case 

we’re gonna have a problem there is gonna be a problem

Person 1: Wow Brian is really getting on my nerves.

Person 2: Your really gonna catch a case with him

catch a case by bumblebeebridget November 13, 2019

Charity case 

Someone people wouldn’t normally date like a weird looking girl with braces.

Damn you really out here looking crazy with that charity case.

Charity case by Coldone1 October 26, 2019

head case 

Someone who hogs the ball in basketball.

Yo man you are a true head case.

head case by Teresa Pina February 10, 2007

Future Case 

A person that you wanna have some kids wit. baby daddy, baby momma
(Like a child support case)

Wow He's very nice looking! I want to have his kids one day.
~~~~~~~~or~~~~~~~~
Dayum! That Nigga look so dam sexy... thats my future case.

Future Case by Big Zonnie Juan November 28, 2003