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cock canal

Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.

Can also be used as a random insult.
Have you seen the cock canal on her?

Shut your cock canal you flaming faggot!
by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018
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turd canal

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018
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Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.
Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.
by Wicksterr June 5, 2018
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Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party
by 29072201 July 8, 2018
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Oral canal

An optional point of insertion for the male sexual reproductive organ.
When anticipated an eruption, he navigated his dick canoe down his lady patrons oral canal.
by Dr Jerry Anderson October 27, 2018
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Weiner canal

A females vigna
by Pimp1434 March 12, 2019
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Grand Canal

Canal linking northern and southern China
by lol im a not troll May 20, 2019
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