Brandon

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts

Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts

by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019

Brandon

A dickhead who needs to get out of our house :)
AKA Bran-Dumb

Fuck you Brandon!

by Miacat123 May 20, 2019

Brandon

The real name is daddy. He has great ball control and his driving is godly. He almost got t boned but he hit 100 on the dash. Daddy is the biggest of boys clocking in a 6"9 packing some smoll dick energy to balance out the universe. He took one for the bois.

Damn That dude is such a daddy.
Yeah Brandon over there?

by Big dick Entergy December 26, 2019

Brandon

A person whom is a pussy and is a Mexican.

I told Brandon that he was a pussy, and he accepted it, he is also a Mexican.

by Skiru September 23, 2016

Brandon

your nan

He is gay like Brandon

by 69 boi November 29, 2019

Brandon

He's very loud and annoys miss teacher person way too much.

"Brandon stop with the music"

"Brandon! Out of the closet!" "But I found ginger ale!"

"Brandon stop" "Brandon shhh"

by UnknownBoy0 November 20, 2018

Brandon

He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming

Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying

by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020