Biscuit Snatcher

One who goes out looking for a piece of ass but usually comes home with nothing because they have a much better looking friend who steals the woman they wanted to bang.

Todd is such a Biscuit Snatcher I can't stand it. Every time we go to the bar and I want to hook up with a hot chick he cock blocks me and takes her home. What a dick.

by SassyJax01 September 28, 2011

scary biscuits

when something is quite scary.

someone's response to a police chase.

by theolonius munky October 29, 2004

whisker biscuit

the muff, a woman's crotch, usually with pubic hair, the bush

The old bag came parading out of the bathroom wearing nothing more than her whisker biscuit.

by costinalot September 10, 2010

Wet Biscuit

This is a game where one's friends get in to a small group and form a circle and all start to wank over a chocolate biscuit the last to come loses and must eat the biscuit

This could possbily make the loser very ill but a friend of mine who did it lost and had to eat the biscuit and he said man come tasted salty!!

by Bob March 26, 2005

Christmas biscuit

A lingering fart - one with substance.

Man, that elevator smells like ass! I think Jim left a Christmas biscuit in there.

by Carrie H November 26, 2007

gift biscuit

Leaving an air biscuit or fart behind in an enclosed space for someone else to enjoy at a later time.

I got into the elevator on the 10th floor and someone left a gift biscuit in there. It was so bad, I took the stairs!

by somethingsafoot March 8, 2009

hangin' biscuit

Wearing sandals or strappy pumps that are too small, so that your heel hangs out over the shoe sole (and looks like a half-eaten biscuit hanging out).

Those sandals are too small for your size 10 feet. You're hangin' biscuit, girl.

by Miss Construe July 19, 2011