Birthday Bandit

A dude who finds the excited "yes" atmosphere of a birthday party to be prime hook up territory. Likes parties, but especially birthday parties. Typically male. Commandeers attention away from the birthday person.

Hide your presents, hide your cake, it's the birthday bandit.

by squibidoo June 28, 2011

Birthday boobs

The act of sending pictures of your boobs, co-workers boobs, and friends boobs, to your husband/boyfriend on his birthday.

Dude that's awesome she had all her friends send you birthday boobs

by Strong-dick-dong February 19, 2021

birthday bop

Getting a blow-job on your birthday

Julian: Did annie give you birthday bop yesterday?
Harrison: ya it was hella good, best birthday present someone has given me

by the big fatty April 23, 2016

Birthday Bash

The act during sexual intercourse, when right bfore the male climax he pulls out just before ejaculation. Proceeding to defocate on his partners face and then ejaculate on the feces. Therfor covering the shit with semen looking like a birthday cake or a plethora of other things.

Person 1 = "Hey man totally pulled a fake out when i birthday bashed Lindsey!"

Person 2 = "Radical!!!"

by Demolition Man June 24, 2010

Champagne Birthday

The birthday at which you can first drink

It's my champagne birthday and I'm going to get soooo wasted!!!

by The man of the house June 18, 2017

it's your birthday

A stupid saying really; used as a reason to do something one might otherwise not bother doing

its ok dawg u can get f*cked tonite cos its yo birfday

by brendan March 21, 2004

Birthday Bash

When you strip down to your "birthday suit" and wack someone in the face with your boner.

Awe dude, how was your sister's birthday bash?
Have you given your lady a birthday bash recently?

by da_jew April 23, 2017