bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 31, 2022
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Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.
Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
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Four Before More Score

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by The V ONE 2nd To None September 08, 2023
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heard it before

the prefect comeback to a statement to spark a further conversation, mainly used by millennials
Seth "Did you know I can bench double my weight"?

Daniel "heard it before"
by Jones_Liam November 19, 2018
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Before face

The face you make directly after intercourse when your partner leaves you unfulfilled sexually.
My face was the same before and after sex. Sucks to be before faced.
by Only2cm January 01, 2019
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Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.
"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."
by Yosemitic January 13, 2010
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