I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
by TheEveni November 16, 2018
(When at a red light, duck lips leans into bitch face to join her selfie)
"OMG! we just took the best with-someone-elsie!"
(The local corner hobo proceeds to drop his pants and piss on both of them through there open car window.)
"OMG! we just took the best with-someone-elsie!"
(The local corner hobo proceeds to drop his pants and piss on both of them through there open car window.)
by -ctcp May 02, 2014
by xenia672 January 02, 2022
when one gets absolutely shitfaced then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex
by bszent July 30, 2020
Laughable attempt at a put down by someone who themselves rarely contributes anything to society in general. They do have a sick lid though and are known for being absolute gold on the smash.
I've had a blue WKD and now feel hard as fuck so I'll throw some shade on the work chat about how some actually useful people are always 'Trynna get someone else to do their jobs' I'm fucking hilarious!
by Boatsrcool June 24, 2022
I piss someone on today so bad by calling him a "lazy loser" that he actually went out to look for a job.
by powerphillg5 July 16, 2017