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Batman

by Dana na na na na batman September 3, 2021
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I’m batman

Someone who can’t sleep at night because of mental struggles, heartbreak or grief.
“I’m batman” (I need to fight the voices in my head)
by brm006 September 4, 2023
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Batman

*Criminals commits a crime
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"

I mean how faggy is this shit.
by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023
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Batman and Fuckem

we bout to run up N batman and fuckem
by arclucis July 20, 2019
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Batman

A 'Batman' is a marvelous stunt typically performed in Online shooters, such as the Battlefield Series, in which a player dives from an elevated position, deploy their parachute to slow their movement and landing behind an enemy player, thus performing a melee takedown. This can only be considered a 'Batman' if the kill is made within three seconds of landing.
"I see an enemy below" - Pilot to Passenger
"Let's Batman him!" - Passenger to Pilot
by GronkRapeson September 1, 2016
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The Batman

thug-"who the hell are you?"
The Batman-"I'm vengeance."
by THR30 March 8, 2022
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Pull a Batman

When you have to do one of two things:
1) Beat the ever living shit out of someone because they did something to tick you off.
2: You have to do incredible detective work to figure something out, IG: to find out who a friend likes, to find out where you put something, to find out who's been talking junk, etc.
Commonly associated with Batman this bitch.
1. Man, Frank's been pissing me off lately. I think I'm gonna have to Batman this bitch.
2: "Wait Joe, who do you like?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Fine. I'll just pull a Batman and figure it out."
by SteelNick November 28, 2015
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