Dude! Some of those brass players are into some weird stuff, sometimes they'll even enjoy blowing up the balloon!
by Horn-player April 27, 2017
Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.
Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
by Don't _Ask January 28, 2013
It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon
Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 09, 2020
When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.
by WI Pharter April 16, 2009
Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!
by dswannie November 21, 2020
n. An alternative item or course of action, often used in a derogatory or quizzical sense.
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We could build a bridge across the bay, or, and here I'm just free styling, we could dig a tunnel.
Well, that is a whole different box of balloons
Well, that is a whole different box of balloons
by gnostic 1 April 30, 2013
When you fart in a plastic bag & wrap it over someone’s head. Preferably a pull string garbage bag to allow your victim to savor the smell.
by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020