Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a funny girl. She is sweet and kind. She is related to Hillary Clinton. Always be nice to her or she’ll snatch her wig off and be bald forever!!
Nanana BALD HILLARY
by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020
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Bald Ass Mango

A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango
OMG he's so annoying he's built like a bald ass mango
by sxesdh;jsdivjdf March 11, 2023
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Balding Oogle

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls
"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"
by Bald dood May 31, 2024
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bald

jesse is bald
by toefeet April 10, 2020
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Bald Goof

Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.
Damn Bald Goof is Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.
by Hunky Dude Randy Marsh November 16, 2020
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Bald

Someone with no hair.

The Word Bald was reinvented by Streamer Asmongold, because his Hair is regrowing in reverse.
Bald means in German "Soon", maybe Asmonblading soon

in the gif ull see his warface
Dude 1: Hey what up with your hair?
Dude 2: Im Asmongbalding
Barber: Yeah, his hair goes in reverse
Dude 1: Aslong u dont Asmonmald
by Zyxon1 October 20, 2020
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Bald Stanley

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer
Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig
by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021
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