Bald Hillary is a funny girl. She is sweet and kind. She is related to Hillary Clinton. Always be nice to her or she’ll snatch her wig off and be bald forever!!
by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020

A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango
by sxesdh;jsdivjdf March 11, 2023

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls
by Bald dood May 31, 2024

by Hunky Dude Randy Marsh November 16, 2020

Someone with no hair.
The Word Bald was reinvented by Streamer Asmongold, because his Hair is regrowing in reverse.
Bald means in German "Soon", maybe Asmonblading soon
in the gif ull see his warface
The Word Bald was reinvented by Streamer Asmongold, because his Hair is regrowing in reverse.
Bald means in German "Soon", maybe Asmonblading soon
in the gif ull see his warface
Dude 1: Hey what up with your hair?
Dude 2: Im Asmongbalding
Barber: Yeah, his hair goes in reverse
Dude 1: Aslong u dont Asmonmald
Dude 2: Im Asmongbalding
Barber: Yeah, his hair goes in reverse
Dude 1: Aslong u dont Asmonmald
by Zyxon1 October 20, 2020

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer
by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021
