Chasing a bald man

Beating your meat, masturbating

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!

by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022

balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 09, 2010

Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.

As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.

by elsyds29 August 06, 2021

Bald Faced Nigger

A term to describe a rude white person who is stupid and just harnesses retired women as a means to sound tough. The term is slang from the term "bald faced hornet" used to insult a rude white man.

Chris Milchek is one Bald Faced Nigger. All he does is harass my grandma for no reason over his "property"

by Angry guy from NY October 14, 2024

bald people

people who have no hair on their heads and have very shiny heads, I have never seen a bald person in real life. They do not exist. There is only in movies like Walter White

I have no hair, i’m getting bald

(bald people don’t have hair)
Walter White is bald

by skadiiii May 07, 2022

Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a funny girl. She is sweet and kind. She is related to Hillary Clinton. Always be nice to her or she’ll snatch her wig off and be bald forever!!

Nanana BALD HILLARY

by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020

Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a Clementine and is very funny she’s very very bald and she’s looks like a potato

Nanana bald Hillary

by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020