slimey snake.

when a certain individual is very secretive about what girls he is talking too. A common attribute of being a slimey snake includes 1. Not telling your best mates anything. 2. Hiding your texts from your friends. 3. being really sneaky and slimey. 4. sneaking of when your supposed to be out with your "so called friends"
1. whilst playing a game of fifa deliberately stopping the game to be a slimey snake.

2. Cutting short a night with your mates to slime off. aka being a "slimey snake"
by mr.shore June 19, 2011
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Snake Fucker

Snake Fuckers is a subgroup of Snake Lovers. They have had a snakes scaly tail/head sided inside of their ass/pussy and LOVED IT! And if they figured it out, they have had one or two snake penises in them at some point in time. And if male they have had their dick in a snake in some way!

They can be a Snake Foodies, a Squeeze Toys or just a snake lover that went a little too far.
am I a Snake Fucker?
Being a Snake Fucker is 100% legal in Wyoming and New Mexico.
by HappySnakePreson September 02, 2018
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fanny snake

A man who slithers around from fanny to fanny.
Mark is such a fanny snake.
by WWE Fan 2014 July 19, 2014
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squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out
Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since
by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022
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snake hiss

slang: "let the snake hiss"
normal-ish: "let my penis piss"
by kaneXI11 January 14, 2008
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Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.
I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018
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Snake Pond

A shady, business transaction surprisingly gone bad with the potential of violence.

A venomous place.

A very unwelcome reception on the prospect of business, or even friendship.

Those of whom who deceptively seek gain in their home turf.
Raekwon's rap song "Snake Pond".

"Went to go see a potential client, never knew I was steppin' into a snake pond!"

"He got his shit jacked! Stepped in this here snake pond....SON!"

Yeah, don't go over there. Straight up Snake Pond!
by GUnitsLexicon February 22, 2012
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