Jew-Jitsu

English:
A practice similar to that of Jiu-Jitsu but masters of Jew-Jitsu have incredible power, together they are... unstoppable.

In this video, Sensei Mizrachi displays a brief demonstration of the Jew-Jitsu basics - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
Here are some common moves in Jew-Jitsu:
- Shower-Time (where you throw a "gas bomb" containing powder which burns through the enemies' skin
- SS (Strangle + Shiv - you strangle your opponent then shiv their neck)
- Jew-Bomb (where you jump very high into the air and drop down, fist first, to the ground - like the iron fist)

:עברית
מנהג דומה לזה של ג'יו-ג'יטסו אבל אדונים של יהודי-ג'יטסו יש כוח מדהים, יחד הם ... בלתי ניתן לעצירה.
בסרטון זה מציג סנסאי מזרחי הדגמה קצרה של יסודות היהודים-ג'יטסו - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
הנה כמה מהלכים נפוצים בג'יטסו יהודי:
- זמן מקלחת (שבו אתה זורק "פצצת גז" המכיל אבקה אשר שורף דרך העור של האויבים
- SS (חנק + שיב - אתה חונק את היריב שלך ואז להניע את צווארם)
- פצצת יהודים (שם אתה קופץ גבוה מאוד לאוויר ויורד, אגרוף ראשון, לקרקע - כמו אגרוף הברזל)

Jew: Theres a new Jew-Jitsu dojo opening around the corner!! Finally we can fight those bullies (nazis) away!!!

by My name is baddy February 09, 2021

Jew salad

The string like hair hanging from a Jews hat

Hey Mike !! Look at the jew salad on that jew !

by Major toasty April 24, 2018

jew rick

Born to a drug addicted mother while incarcerated then put up for adoption growing up to be a shifty shady car salesman with no other goals in life to be a goof and screw over whomever as to benefit him .

I can't believe after all we did for that cat he pulled a Jew Rick on us..

by Egroeg April 02, 2020

jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.

Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.

by Caucasian Asian August 31, 2015

jew juicer

A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie

I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.

by DanTheLittleMan May 03, 2016

spittin' jew

speaking jewish.

yo, you spit jew?

yeah of course im kosher, so stop kaveching on me.

hey, daniel, isaac is spittin' jew.

by SpittingKosher October 19, 2008

Jew Pole

A post or pole used to erect an object for a temporary amount of time. Often Alder or maple saplings.

Hey Kyle get the Jew Pole and stand that C sucker up under the tarp

by Aspadesaspade November 30, 2022