Social media

A place just like prison that he catch you in a big and dark word full of lying and every one just show only a beautiful 5minutes of their lives and hide the 23h 55m 60s of their lives. And sometimes the people say how beautiful life he or she got but he have no idea that his life is more beautiful than his live.

Try to be smart in using it😎

"Social media is my favourite place."
All say like that, but they have no idea that they're trapped.

by Hiba ZD November 21, 2021

physical media

Physical media, media based on fictional media, such as the super mario bros wonder elephant stress ball, based on said game.

physical media:"the elephant stress ball from super mario bros wonder is physical lost media?!"

by maoki October 14, 2023

media whipped

A psychological phenomenon whereby people do/believe something primarily because forms of media like Facebook, Twitter, newspapers, television and more say so, regardless of their own beliefs, which they may ignore or override.

Being media whipped is most commonly seen throughout social media although news agents often control your opinions with subliminal messages.

"yo if i paste this message on 30 other posts there wont be a giant spider under my bed"
"all muslims are members of ISIS" these people are media whipped

media whipped

by 2rev September 2, 2015

Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.

Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."

by Corsters May 20, 2025

legacy media

the chronically online term for a normal media outlet, apparently inferior to a racist porn website owned by the richest man in america.

idiot 1: oh my god i always watch CNN they say everything is fucked and i should be really scared and keep watching
idiot 2: haha 4 chan insult, typical legacy media sheep man. i get my news from a reliable source. glory to elon, USA! wojak meme
normal person: do y’all ever go outside

by impoopingrn December 27, 2024

And the Media

Covering for these fucks by both mis-reporting and participating in a veil of silence around what is happening here is a clear and blatant abuse of their "editorial discretion."

Hym "And the media covering for them when it come to the creation of AI while the condemn them for OTHER THINGS is just evidence for how their profession is (at it core) entirely fraudulent. That's Trump being correct about fake news, the media doing it deliberately, and the constituency BURYING THEIR KIDS AND THE SENATORS OVER IT. It doesn't matter who the media decides to blame. We have all seen the damage you fucks can do by agree in a fictional reality to promote to save your own hides."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Social media

A place just like prison that he catch you in a big and dark word full of lying and every one just show only a beautiful 5minutes of their lives and hide the 23h 55m 60s of their lives. And sometimes the people say how beautiful life he or she got but he have no idea that his life is more beautiful than his live.

Try to be smart in using it😎

"Social media is my favourite place."
All say like that, but they have no idea that they're trapped.

by Hiba ZD November 21, 2021