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America condom

A type of condom that provides maximum freedom and convenience, consisting only of the skin from a man's own penis.
All I had was a bathroom stall and my America condom. It wasn't the classiest sex but I made it work.

Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.

David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"
by OhGreatItsDavid July 13, 2015
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America 2020

The best show ever with many twists and turns!
you can find them in the news channel
Man1: Have you seen America 2020! It's so crazy, what episode are you on?
Man2: I'm already on season 2 America 2021!
Remember that orange dude, Turns out he summoned an army and invaded the white castle in DC!
Man1: dude, you spoiled it, not cool.
by BreadTaken January 10, 2021
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slice of America

"Damn her slice of America was tasty."
by thatoneguy613 May 4, 2010
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Captain America

After you have had sex doggy style with your partner you pull out, cum in your hand, do Captain America's side flip and upon landing throw your sperm into your partners face. After this yell Justice as you take a proud super hero pose which is not to be interrupted due to the partners reaction.
G: yo what'd you do last night?
D: went to my girls house and pulled a Captain America on her.
by Dprice91 September 27, 2017
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America club

America club is an ass team which is Barcelona's cousin which means that if Barcelona is America's cousin that means America paid the refs like Barcelona did and America had Ochoa which is not fair

And every time America plays Chivas the Chivas players are always injured but they still have to play which sucks
America club is an ass and Chivas is better niggers
by chivas on top April 12, 2023
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America MacDermaid

A Christian singer, song writer, pianist, and president of the student council.
America MacDermaid's vocal and piano skills rock my socks off.
by MerandaGMann December 21, 2008
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