Alaskan Chili Dog

Unlike the Texas Chili Dog, the Alaskan Chili Dog is the act of shitting in a container of some kind after taking a multitude of laxatives, freezing the shit over night, and placing the frozen block of shit on top of a white girl's face as she lies down in the sun, thus making the block of shit melt slowly all over her face, and eventually crusting into her skin, giving her the Jim Crow effect.

Will not work on black people or mexicans.

John contemplated doing the Alaskan Chili Dog on Jane because he was secretly into black people.

by siberianchill February 3, 2013

Alaskan Firecracker

It is when you shit and ejaculate on a girl's vagina. You proceed to make her queef, and the force will push the cum and the shit in an explosion, like a firecracker.

For the 4th of July, I think I'm gonna give Shelly an Alaskan Firecracker.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

alasdair

The act of perverting over girls at least seven years older than you.

Person 1: 'She's hot'
Person 2: 'She's 8 years older than you!'
Person 1: 'So?'
Person 2: 'You Alasdair'

by Purity Assassin March 11, 2007

Alaskian Bullworm

"The Alaskian Bull Worm" is when a female or a male takes their finger and hits the male's penis back and forth. It takes great finger agility and erected penises to create the sensation of "The Alaskian Bullworm" This is an expierience that you will never forget. Tell your sexual partner to get their fingers ready!

Can I give you an Alaskian Bullworm?

by the sex doctors August 22, 2010

abashack

a very faggot ass bastard sonofamother who lets shame fall on his race.

(person's name here) is a faggot-ass bastard sonofamother, or abashack

by amish indian dude September 21, 2008

alaskan harpoon

You lay the fat chick on her back. Then you stand at the foot of the bed and you get your dick heard then fall forward aiming for her pussy then the residual bouncing from her stomach bounces you essentially assisting with fucking.

Man that girl was so big I had to give her the Alaskan Harpoon.

by Jimmy Jelly bean December 30, 2013

Alaskan Countertop

When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.

Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!

by theminkinator January 29, 2014