Sweat Monsters

An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts

Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"

Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"

by SBtheGhost April 29, 2011

Salami Sweat

The sweat that collects between the shaft and the balls that tends to smell over time; stank dick. Relative to "swamp ass" & "fromunda cheese"

Just worked a double, the salami sweat is real.

by Jenn_nJooce April 20, 2017

Sweat Lodge

A post coitus session of the larger party laying on top of the other and breathing hot air onto their neck.

Brandon sweat lodged Chelsea after some midday love making

by DutyJuice July 11, 2021

holiday sweats

A "dressy" warm up suit or sweat suit. It may be a little brighter and/or shinier than a person's everyday warm up suits, and it is reserved for special occasions. It is worn by someone who rarely dresses up, but who is truly making an effort by donning the holiday sweats.

Cousin 1: You're invited to a Christmas Party at my house.

Cousin 2: Great! What is the attire?

Cousin 1: Casual chic.

Cousin 2: Awesome. I will wear my holiday sweats.

Cousin 1: I expected nothing less... and be sure to wear your formal tennis shoes.

by tgeezy December 25, 2010

penetration sweat

The sweat generated from sticking a dick into any orifice of the body.

Man, Molly, you are covered in penetration sweat from my hard cock going into your tight ass!

by Toy-PlasticRealArseDildoFucker December 25, 2012

sweat check

Probably meaning taking a break from all the grinding/hustling you’ve done to see where your progress is at.

Saweetie’s song: It’s time for sweat check, it’s time for sweat check!

Hands on your knees, we through the streets like it’s the Freaknik!

Girl: Hey, you’ve been at this project 24*7 since the past month. Iss time for a sweat check!

by Regina_Philange April 29, 2021

Dook sweat

When you’re nearing your destination and all of a sudden you are stricken by the paralyzing feeling of what many refer to as “tummy tremors” or “the calm before the storm.” At this time, the sufferer must clinch his/her butt cheeks together to refrain from soiling their favorite pants. This clinching of the cheeks causes the buildup of condensation on the poor soul’s butt. This condensation is referred to many, if not all as, “the dook sweats.”

I look like I sat in a puddle of water because I got a bad case of the dook sweats.

by Dooksweats99 December 2, 2018