Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer

“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”

by Sorrydino April 15, 2019

Nap shower

U take a nap while you are in the shower

I’m going go take a Nap Shower.

by lil Blxzzy November 9, 2019

shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020

norfolk shower

When your too lazy to take a real shower so you coat yourself with a shit load of Axe or other body spray to mask your rankness and end up smelling like a French Whore. Also called the Guido Whores Bath.

Rank dude. Now I have to deal with your fruit cup smellin ass for the day. Way to take a norfolk shower.

by thatdude1235 September 24, 2011

shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.

I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.

by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018

milk shower

when you nut on your girls (or mans) face, and they rub the cum all over themselves to help with acne.

"yo, my girl took a milk shower last night, after she found a new pimple on her forehead."

by johnglenn69 June 12, 2017

Shower Boy

A certain AA that performs the act of African Goggles in the shower with his father.

Jim: See that AA over there?
Tony: Yeah, stay away from him. He's a Shower Boy that smells like his Dad's cum.

by Shower Boy March 7, 2018