On Shane

similar to "no cap", "on my mama", or "on God"... used when you are swearing something to be true because Shane is the realest mfer out there

Friend: "These girls on Tinder are fake gas."

You: "On Shane."

by sandbox17 August 18, 2025

Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee

1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"

by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008

Shane Kavenaugh

Someone who is very antisocial. A weirdo. Doesn't speak in social situations.

Dude why is Eryk not talking to any of the hoes?

Forreal he's being such a Shane Kavenaugh.

by xdxdxdxdxdxdx October 25, 2023

Shane Dawson

A literally queeeeen that needs chipotle

Shane Dawson needs to become the queen. Oh wait he is one

by Flossy Mae May 6, 2020

Shane Dawson

a fat f*ck

just kidding a very nice man who eats a lot of food on the internet lol

me- have u seen a youtuber called shane dawson

other person- no but she seems like a nice lady

me- yea she does doesn't she

by ThisIsBob97 February 17, 2019

shane pinto

professional mouse clicker who wastes time playing game such as dota 2

man I need to get more productive in life and stop being a "shane pinto" these days

by lolz March 10, 2017

Shane

"Shane" is a handsome blue-eyed man who has no problem telling people how he truly feels about something. If you are ever in need of a true friend, somebody who will have your back no matter what, then please, find yourself a Shane.

Shane was there for me when I needed somebody their most.

by grannyfeckers November 13, 2022