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Shane Dawson-ing

Touching your cat/having bestiality
Man: Alright kitty, I'm going to you put catnip on my peen
Cat: pls stop shane dawson-ing me I can't do it it

Shaneing 

(V.) To shane; The act of working as little as possible yet still receiving the same compensation as coworkers.
Larry:
Dave shaned so hard last night and I still had to split my tips with him.
Greg:
Yeah, Dave is always shaneing. He’s a real peice of shit.
Shaneing by Cheese Waffle August 19, 2018

Shaneing 

To shoot a friend (preferably a fat one) in the leg and escaping while zombies feast on them. Named after what Shane Walsh did to Otis in the second season of the Walking Dead. While not necessarily evil, shaneing is still done only by people with very low morals.
If zombies chase us, I'm shaneing you!
Shaneing by Richard Lupus October 29, 2014

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026