the mc hammer

when a hand randomly launches out of a persons ass. comonly happens after watching and/or dancing to the mc hammer video " you cant touch this". more commonly refered to "hammer time!'

i saw a guy at the club who got the mc hammer!

by pat datass May 1, 2010

hammer bacon

Humping

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"

by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011

dropped the hammer

when you go out and party hard...really hard.

Dude I don't know what happened last night, but I "dropped the hammer" and woke up with half a social security card and a 70's style Slazenger tennis racket.

by Murder Junkies April 20, 2011

tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

hammered lamb

It's when you put a boob in your butt and fart, then it goes baaaaahhhhhh!

Those tits would be perfect for the hammered lamb!

by HurricaneB March 1, 2014

pelican hammer

sophia i told you it meant nothing.

“say pelican hammer”
“what- no”

by Avery000 April 27, 2021

nanner hammer

A douche canoe who can't spell and loves spreadsheets

Man that nanner hammer can't fucking spell

by embieria April 15, 2014