by LaylaRose March 18, 2010
Get the Cloud Cuckoo Landmug. The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.
"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."
by Father John Kaczmarek May 8, 2021
Get the St. Cloud Supersoakermug. This expression was used in the 1972 Carly Simon song, "You're So Vain." To understand the meaning, it is helpful to read the full lyrics of the song. Prior to the refrain, the lyric "And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and..."
What was it that Simon was dreaming about? The prospect of a relationship with subject of the verse. The lyrics were written about someone after the end of a relationship, several years afterward, in fact. Simon laments that a relationship was, is, and will continue to be made impossible by the deep character flaws of the subject, most prominently, their vanity.
Understanding this, 'clouds in my coffee' refers to a metaphorical distortion or illusion. Coffee is black, clouds are white and have patterns. When one sees such things reflected in the surface of a liquid, they are readily identifiable as illusion. In matters of love, illusions are more difficult to discern.
Simon expresses her lament that her belief in a future with this shallow individual was illusory and that it was an illusion shared over the years by several other women, followed by the statement that the subject WOULD think the song was about them, a statement made ironic by the fact the song really is about them as, for once, they would be arriving at a correct conclusion even if for the wrong reasons.
They'd be your partner, and..."
What was it that Simon was dreaming about? The prospect of a relationship with subject of the verse. The lyrics were written about someone after the end of a relationship, several years afterward, in fact. Simon laments that a relationship was, is, and will continue to be made impossible by the deep character flaws of the subject, most prominently, their vanity.
Understanding this, 'clouds in my coffee' refers to a metaphorical distortion or illusion. Coffee is black, clouds are white and have patterns. When one sees such things reflected in the surface of a liquid, they are readily identifiable as illusion. In matters of love, illusions are more difficult to discern.
Simon expresses her lament that her belief in a future with this shallow individual was illusory and that it was an illusion shared over the years by several other women, followed by the statement that the subject WOULD think the song was about them, a statement made ironic by the fact the song really is about them as, for once, they would be arriving at a correct conclusion even if for the wrong reasons.
As a simile: "I thought I saw an oasis, but it was a mirage, like clouds in coffee."
As a metaphor: "My dream was to be a movie star, but after many years of failure came to realize that I was seeing clouds in my coffee."
As a metaphor: "My dream was to be a movie star, but after many years of failure came to realize that I was seeing clouds in my coffee."
by DavidAndreaWilliamCarly<3 December 22, 2021
Get the clouds in my coffeemug. a DIRT CLOUD is one of the last farts you can produce before shitting yourself. It has that real "earthy", sewage like smell. Basically, the smell is equal to the smell of a shitlog laying in your hand.
I was walking behind Hootie and hit let loose w/ one of the stinkiest DIRT CLOUDS I have ever smelled.
by baugh August 12, 2004
Get the DIRT CLOUDmug. The act of evacuating one's bowels so quickly and violently that the debris forms a mushroon cloud in the toilet.
We ate at that new mexican restaurant and when I came home I dropped a reverse mushroom cloud in the toilet.
by mikeyhonda January 16, 2005
Get the reverse mushroom cloudmug. A cloud buster 3000 is the fattest vape on the market. One rip and the room your in will be hotboxed. The cloud buster 3000 was desighed to only be used by the most epic gamers to hotbox their gaming den quick and efficently.
GAMER 1: did you see that robert got a cloud buster 3000?
GAMER 2: thats sick hes gonna rip the fattest clouds with that bad boy
GAMER 2: thats sick hes gonna rip the fattest clouds with that bad boy
by ELMOTHECLOUTGOD February 19, 2019
Get the Cloud buster 3000mug. Several cloud bots, often from through the interaction of several different Tech subcontracting organizations or search engine optimization, gives an illusion of an active meet-up group in a locale.
by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 12, 2023
Get the catfished by the cloud botsmug.