your mom gay

no u

"your mom gay"
"no u"

by urmomgaynou May 12, 2018

your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.

Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."

by kurticus October 26, 2007

your mom jokes

totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are

idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!

by bleep March 13, 2005

your mom's box

what everyone gets at your sleepover

we all got some of your mom's ponani at you sleepover last weekend also known as your mom's box

by your mom's bed buddy April 20, 2009

your mom down there

a new phrase, usable in any occasion or context.
may be used when someone offends you or just4fun.

A: "hey you are ugly!"
B: "your mom is ugly...down there"

Professor: Did you do your homework?
Student: Your mom did my homework...down there!

A:"I would love to see you naked"
B:"I would love to see your mom naked...down there"

A:"Who was better than you in the exam? huh?"
B:"Your mom down there!"

by NakedDrummerr October 8, 2009

your mom in a can

apparently it's some sort of insult... i don't really know how but I guess it could be.

PERSON ONE: HAHA! THAT DRESS LOOKS SO UGLY ON YOUR MOM!
PERSON TWO: OH YOU KNOW WHAT! YOUR MOM IN A CAN ROASTED
PERSON ONE: *GASP*
PERSON TWO: GEYYYY!!!

PERSON ONE: *DIES*

by campgirl is real June 11, 2018

your mom x

eleanors favorite word because she is gay with your mom

person: oh hi eleanor eleanor: your mom... your mom x

by eleanors mom December 14, 2021