Xbox Live

Xbox Live is the Anti-Christ himself. He takes over homes, lives and ruins marriages and relationships. Keep getting on Xbox Live everyday and before you know it you are homeless because your wife and kids left you because you were to drawn in by Satan himself. Start saving money now so you can pay for your kids therapy in 10 years. They're wondering why daddy didn't love them enough to stop playing xbox and play with them! Xbox live is for 30 something low life pussies to bully 10 year old little rich boys. Go ahead and ruin your life get on Xbox live today!

Daddy is on Xbox Live again...Mommy why doesn't he love us enough to just play with us one afternoon instead of get on Xbox Live and talk to people he don't even know?

Mommy: I don't know sweetue why your dad is a complete loser and playing with the devil. Hopefully these 10 year olds can support him because we are leaving his ass tommorrow morning!

by Good bye sucka June 20, 2008

XboxCB

Place where idiots roam to and think they're all that cause they think they have a good system.

Xbox is better when its used as a door stop

by Virus August 4, 2003

xbox 360

takes away all your boyfriends time, stupid game system, includes games like COD: MW2 (lame) and Rock Band 2 (which is okay), devours any teenage guys time

Morgan: Jeremy, are you STILL playing your xbox 360?
Jeremy: um no... (cod mw2 sounds heard)
Morgan: yes you are, you liar! were through!!!!
Jeremy: NO BABY! (morgan hangs up)
Jeremys Mom: maybe if you talked to the girl instead of playing that stupid game, maybe youd still have her

by im awesomee !!!!!!! November 26, 2009

Xbox LIVE WHORE

A girl/woman who gets on Xbox Live because she is too ugly to pick up guys in REAL LIFE. She is so fucking pathetic she always is in "groups" or "clans" with all males to get fake attention. Usually, she finds a few she likes the most and harrasses the shit out of them. She is usually a dark haired person never could be a blonde. Blondes have more class than to be on Xbox Live. It is for LOSERS. Any female that is on it is even more a piece of shit loser than a male. Gross. These people need real lives. Pathetic losers! Get a job or maybe a life!

Xbox LIVE WHORE: O-M-G! I am so fat. I ate a piece of lettuce today. I think I overate!

Xbox Live MALE LOSER: Aw, babygirl. You are not fat! You are the hottest chick on the planet!

Xbox LIVE WHORE: ~(Thinks to self-He is feeding in the palm of my hand)

by A real woman! July 14, 2009

Xbox Live

Yhe best thing that happened to the video game industry

Hey, yo, hit me up.im semi pro and under sponsorships in Halo 2!!My Xbox Live Gamertag is Xx Anthraxz xX . So hit me up,k?(im no terrorist.i love the US of A...im Canadian. lol

by Cody June 18, 2006

xbox

said to be the best console in the world because of the games that are totaly awesome example far cry, halo 1&2 and counter strike, but the real question to many gamers is what console is better the XBOX or its rival the PS2 the crowd between the 2 consoles is split and there is endless debates about which one is better but do not be dicoraged to buy a console your not sure about just buy the one you want because there will always be people telling telling you not buy the xbox and buy a ps2 and the other way around but its best not to listen because almost all gamers are big-headed and think there console is the best when in the longview the 2 consoles are quite equal to each other in there own ways

the xbox and ps2 debate goes like this
kid1:the xbox owns
kid2:ps2 is better
kid1:no way
kid2:yes way
so on and so forth

by wonder of the monkeys April 16, 2006

Xbox gamers

all of them are fucking gay because Xbox is gay

Person1:hey what side are you on with the console wars?
Person2:Im with the Xbox gamers
Person1:GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by if you read this you're gay122 September 25, 2020