Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

Woke

Originally a positive word, meaning somebody who takes nothing at face value and questions everything. However, it's become a negative word that describes those who see things that aren't there and almost try to manufacture controversy where none exists.

Craig is woke and a white knight. He's out here simping as if that will grant him the female gaze.

by KnightArtorias November 27, 2023

Wokeing

Waking up in a retarded way

Faris is Wokeing a little too much today

by LaziestAlien March 30, 2024

Woke and Boke

The past tense of Wake And Bake

I was gonna go to work today, but I woke and boke instead. Now I’ll just sit around and make excuses for myself instead.

by Cheebcrazy July 3, 2019

Woke Art

Art designed to annoy or provoke so your rejection proves you’re a bigot, dressed up as moral enlightenment.

"The Rings of Power felt like woke art: every scene crafted to frustrate Tolkien purists, so their anger could be used against them."

by Skullford October 6, 2025

Wokes

People who are Gen-Zers and/or hardcore ideological leftists that influence pop culture, the media, and the government Ex: SJWs, Transpeople, BLM, Antifa, Marxists, and college students.

The wokes hate our founding documents becuase they believe our republic was founded on white supremacy and slavery.

by jondich November 25, 2023

Woke

Adj. Term used to describe a person who is opinionated and has no filter.

Gabriel is so woke, he isn’t going to have a dog lick peanut butter from his crotch because of his awareness that overweight dogs are ostracized and wants his dog to be vegan thin.

by anonymous December 8, 2022