One working week

Time given to average week worked, Monday to Friday are the usual office hours so one working week is from Monday to Friday

Your laptop will be ready in one working week

by G.A.D September 22, 2010

Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.

Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great

by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009

National Couples Week

From November 3rd to November 10th Is National Couples Week! Make sure you cuff them girls quick!

National Couples Week is coming up so get yourself a girl quick!

by Pseudo Cracker November 2, 2019

2 week rule

The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.

1: Have you seen the new Joker film?

2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.

by SteakNGravvy October 13, 2019

Rail the owner week

Everyone gets to fuck the owner for an entire week from October 13th to October 20th

Ah damn its rail the owner week time

by Dinglechalk2 October 10, 2022

two tesla weeks

A period of time, much longer than actual two weeks, when one expects a promised action on behalf of tesla such as a software release or a completed service of their car and yet finds out that further time and or action may be needed.

The origin is likely from the movie "Total Recall"

When is Autopilot coming out? In two tesla weeks.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017

last-week-ago

at some point in the past. nobody knows when, exactly. at any point.

'hey do you remember last-week-ago when we watched land before time and ate fruit loops at 2 in the morning?'

by edeninoctober April 10, 2021