White Wednesday

The January 6th Insurrection also known as the Attack on the Capitol

Were you there for the Insurrection? I mean, White Wednesday?

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Gash Wednesday

When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent

I’m giving up chocolate for lent so I gave my girlfriend a fat Gash Wednesday

by hipyoungman42 August 2, 2024

AJ Wednesday

A Wednesday for my gorgeous boyfriend because he fucking deserves it xx

Omg it’s AJ Wednesday everyone clap and cheer for how awesome my boyfriend is!!!

by anonymous February 8, 2024

Ashy Wednesday

You shoot load on your partners forehead after fellatio, and drop your cigar ash into puddle. Then use thumb to make sign of the cross with the ashes.

My girlfriend and I celebrated ashy Wednesday last night after a stop at the cigar bar.

by Copperbuckeye February 24, 2024

Green Wednesday

Wearing Green on Wednesday means that you're extremely horny.

"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"

"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"

"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"

by lukehemmingsismydad March 20, 2024

Wing Wednesday

A lovely wednesday evening most commonly shared by a group of triumphant individuals who consider themselves to be the best of mates embark on a journey to a local dive bar in which a magical bond of brotherhood is shared with common activities include the avid consumption of 50 cent chicken wings and two dollar beers with the classic game known as Billiards is played until nights end.

"Wing Wednesday" as it is called is an event that will commonly take place for male groups of friends every 1-3 months after a long day of work where these men need a week night away from whatever their troubles may be in which this mystical occasion escapes them.

Me: Hey me and some of my buddies are gonna hit the town for a good old Wing Wednesday
Wife: Those are not your friends. They are your brothers now, go along soldier.

by GeorgiaFootballEnthusiast March 26, 2024

Wipe Wednesday

Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg

I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday

by rn30 April 20, 2024