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bar-weird

BAR(BARely any rhythm) - WEIRD(strange, unfamiliar) 1: a vocal limitation from a scarcity of being able to imagine everyone is normal and what you see and hear is you, 2: a natural slight of verb for someone who doesn’t keep good emphatic books
Have you ever had a sweet kitty-cat walking up, rubbing against your leg, purring and jumping up in your lap only to smell their stinky butt? Then you’re looking to see if anything from cat’s ass got on you? Bar-weird is the mental projection of a cat-ass verbalized, vocalized, and like Marshal Macluhan observed, “The medium is the message.”

Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?

Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?

Stray: Huh?

Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.

Stray: What do you mean?

Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.

Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.

In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’

‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
by goodhand April 10, 2024
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Break weird

The moment in a porno when things stop being a poorly acted and scripted movie, and becomes an A-list porn flick
Break weird in this movie came when danny d started grabbing titty instead of grabbing more food
by Your Uncle Bobbie Robbie January 15, 2022
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Weird

Caleb u are weird
by Belac4321 April 8, 2021
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Feels nice but weird

Feels really good but you know it shouldn’t be feeling nice
My feet are tingling and it feels really good but I just know it shouldn’t but it feels nice but weird
by Bramblerosie4 December 26, 2023
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joan spelt weird

He likes to wear shirts with toungues on them. He looks like a 2 year old but acts like a 90 year old pregnant man. He thinks he likes Star Trek but really he likes Dora the explorer.
Hey. I have feeling the Dora the explorer.

Joan spelt weird: nah I'm a Star Trek fan.

Sureeeeeeeeee
by Theswimmer April 20, 2017
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Weird

by anonymous July 30, 2025
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Weird

A weird coincidence
by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024
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