Wookie

A hairy homosexual man obsessed with Star Wars

I saw two kissing at star wars last night, I guess they're both Wookies.

by daddywantsmoney January 29, 2016

wonking

if you have to look this up, you don’t deserve to know.

i can’t believe she doesn’t know what wonking is!

by drmoldytuna May 26, 2018

workism

A system that incorporates work, habitation, and social life golden handcuffs; transcending the mentalities of it’s participants to a collective bourgeois hierarchy.

Brad “ chad want to go to first Friday in Oakland tonight”
Chad “where’s Oakland”
Brad “bro it’s across the bridge, you need to get out more”
Chad “dude I work on the 30th, my girlfriend works on 24, I live in the High rise across the street, Bachi nights are Wednesday, and this block has seven bars and twenty four restaurants. I don’t need to go anywhere!

Brad “workism bro” smh

by Thisguytone February 24, 2019

working the count

To put in effort with a girl with the hopes of getting something sexual in return.

Buddy: Hey marsh how’s it going with that girl ?

Marsh: Not too bad still don’t know where we stand exactly.

Buddy: Don’t worry! Just keep working the count and you’ll be hitting that in no time!

by Quanpabs May 15, 2019

wookiecookie

Somebody who Likes StarWars and really hates it when you whisper "wookiecookie" to them. Often used to annoy / greet sed person.

the wookiecookie: "Oh hi Mark"
Mark: "woooookiiieeeeeecoooookieeeeee"
the wookiecookie: "stfu"
Example 2
the wookiecookie: "Hey man, what's the answer to question 4?"
Mark: "wooookieeeecooookieeeeeeeee"
the wookiecookie: "I diagnose you with comedy"

by Captain Odyssey March 3, 2020

Sleep-Working

Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.

Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?

Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."

by Sleepworker April 30, 2013

procasti-working

Working on something that isn't the main thing you should be working on, but in general is good to get done and is helpful.

Steve tidied his whole room, procasti-working instead of actually sitting down and getting on with his project

Person A: "Dude, what are you doing? That isn't what we should be doing today. "
Person B: "This needs to be done"
Person A: "You're totally procasti-working"

by SteveSim013 May 8, 2014