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milk the wolf

To give a furry a hand or blow job
Furry: Milk the wolf bitch
Gay guy: you mean you want me to give you handjob?
by R17A43 October 10, 2020
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pulling a wolfe

Claiming (falsely) to have any contact with a human female without providing any evidence, or evidence that evaporates upon a Google reverse-image search
My friend claimed to have gotten laid this weekend and he even provided a picture, but I found out he was pulling a wolfe after I reverse-image searched it
by BombSlashDrugDog October 2, 2017
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Wolf to whales

Idiom

To explain a multi-step process in detail from start to finish to preempt confusion.

This phrase makes reference to the evolution of the modern species of whale from a contemporary cousin of a terrestrial "wolf-like" mammal called Pakicetus of the Eocene Era. While ALL life living on dry land came originally from the water, a small number of earlier species went from water to land BACK to water; BAM, wolf to whales
Boss: "John, why don't you take us from wolf to whales on your new project?"

John: "Be happy to boss. I wouldn't want anyone to be confused!"
by RAM388 May 27, 2018
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mr wolf

mr wolf (dark web game i made up <3)

mr wolf is a game played by people across the dark web but it actually takes place IRL usually in dark forests at night. it is based on a children's game called what's the time mr wolf. for the game (what's the time mr wolf) there are multiple players but one wolf. the players all stand on one line while the wolf is on the over side turned away from the players. the players say whats the time mr wolf and the wolf says numbers on an analogue clock -e.g. 1 o'clock- and thats how much steps the players have to take. this carries on until the players get close enough to the wolf that the wolf turns around and chases them down. the last person standing wins. now for MR WOLF. mr wolf is basically the same until the chasing part. the wolf has to try and kill any players last one standing wins a cash prize. the game ends a sun rise so technically the wolf can kill all of them and technically they have only won if its day. if no one dies or there is a double winner they all get money.

remember i made this game up so dont start coming at me <3
he played mr wolf
by modern-day Shakespeare February 23, 2023
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Illuminated Wolf

A Discord Admin that never talks in his own server other than the off chance that you spot him in the occasional VC.
"Yo have yo seen that Illuminated Wolf?"

"Nah fam squad he's like Siberian tiger, you never see him"
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Wolf Day

Wolf day is celebrated on the 29th of December. It is when wolf people (mainly wolf girls) combine to make one army and bark all day. They team up to make a colony and mate possibly. On the 30th, the wolf colony will separate, but stay in contact and will keep in touch to combine again next year. Wolf Day Eve ( 28th of December) and even some days before the 28th, the wolf people will find more people to make this colony for this memorial celebration.
“Hey, it’s Wolf Day!”

“Oh, can I join your colony?”

You already are in our colony if you are one of us.”

Amazing! Let’s bark at out haters faces!”

“Great idea, Wolfie!”
by doorhandle.com 569 ¶ § October 3, 2021
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Wolf Milk

Guy 1: bro I just blasted wolf milk all over my bedsheets
Guy 2: Then go clean it you dumb fuck
by Broccoli bobbin October 20, 2020
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