One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.
Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner
Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore
Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore
by terrorofdeath September 24, 2009
Get the butt whistling finger jaming dick sucking whoremug. Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
by your best idiot April 26, 2010
Get the one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away landmug. They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.
by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010
Get the A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Bannermug. The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.
by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019
Get the Rusty Slide Whistlemug. A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.
Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.
Man 1: Nice dude.
Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.
Man 1: Nice dude.
by PenisWhistler February 2, 2023
Get the Mississippi Penis Whistlemug. 