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Football Twitter This Week

Basically a stolen series where a virgin talks about other Virgins on the football section of a bird app. Abbreviation is FTTW
FTTW is the best series on twitter. UTD trey is being clowned in Football Twitter This week
by FTTW innit October 2, 2021
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Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great
by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009
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One working week

Time given to average week worked, Monday to Friday are the usual office hours so one working week is from Monday to Friday
Your laptop will be ready in one working week
by G.A.D September 22, 2010
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National hug week

On November 18-22 you have to hug someone and tell them it’s national hug week
Hi can we hug it’s national hug week.
by Adorable mushroom November 21, 2019
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National Couples Week

From November 3rd to November 10th Is National Couples Week! Make sure you cuff them girls quick!
National Couples Week is coming up so get yourself a girl quick!
by Pseudo Cracker November 2, 2019
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‘Three Week Lockdown’

When you bamboozle a nation into several months of restrictions.
Mum: Nicola Stuergeon has recently revealed a ‘Three week Lockdown’ to avoid the spread of the Omicron variant.

……….. 9 months later

Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.
by 12th Booster Jab December 21, 2021
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Furry Chance Week

Furry Chance Week lasts from 6th november to 12th november and is a way for furries to redeem themselves

For the furry’s perspective they can fake redeeming but must either admit before end of the week or fold
Danny: we have to kill the furries
Jack: but its furry chance week, just give em a chance
Kevin: owo whats dis?
by WatsAPseudonymGuys12345 November 3, 2022
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