Stash the Unicorn

A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.

I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.

by killedbydysentery May 31, 2015

Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

by Much ado December 2, 2016

unicorn shower

A golden shower but with horses and not people

I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower

by Horsecxxcxk February 10, 2022

The Surprise Unicorn

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.

“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”

by AidanTheHill123 July 25, 2023

Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.

The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.

by Doxa3 May 11, 2018

unicorn attitude

When you have a positive attitude when people drive you insane.

"These people are driving me insane oh my gosh"
"well that's not a unicorn attitude "

by skylieeeeeeeee May 27, 2017

unicorn pleasure

Pleasure that is so unimaginable that it's almost like it doesn't exists.

Sarah has never experience unicorn pleasure that's why she's so basic.

by UNICORNGODTHEGOAT November 16, 2021