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Two tube is southern slang for a double-barreled shotgun.

Don't mess with him, he's got a two tube loaded with double ought.

by Edword August 2, 2006

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Two Pointer

1) Someone who meets hiring quotas on two counts.
2) An employee who fits into two minority categories.

"That new black woman in accounting will never get fired, she's a two pointer"

Alternate spelling "2 Pointer"

by Lefty Flash September 30, 2008

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Short for two degrees of separation, referring to the maximum number of links one must follow on Urban Dictionary to get from any term to another that refers to sex, drug abuse, or a faddish teenage subculture.

Dude, I looked up "genocide" on Urban Dictionary, and I didn't even need my two degrees.

by Enzo Cruiser May 8, 2009

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two way text

When you begin to have a text conversation with someone, and as you're answering or sending the last text, they send another one about a different subject, sort of like a 'by the way' or 'forgot to tell you' thing, and you end up having two text convos with one person.

Texter: I got an A on my bio exam!

Textee: You bitch! I got a D.

Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.

Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.

by Textee December 5, 2009

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Two Finger Ninja Technique

Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.

Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake

by Ill Hubs November 8, 2009

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