turkish hamburger

The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.

Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.

by Bungfolio the Great!!!! August 31, 2017

Turkish Derangement Syndrome

Or simply, TDS.

A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.

Normal Person: The trade between Russia and the Ottoman Emp-

Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.

Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class

Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG

by Black Boy From The Jungle October 7, 2018

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022

Turkish tomb cat

someone who only has one purpose and is pugly

you're a Turkish tomb cat.

by shorrn October 13, 2022

Turkish twinky

The most glorious call of duty username known to man kind, he is better than any other player

Cole: man I wish I was as good as the Turkish twinky

Eric: me too

by Ohididntmeantohurtyourfeelings January 3, 2022

Turkish-

what you can call someone turkish, insert their name after it, such as turkishlyssa. used to turn someone turkish.

person1: you're such a turkish-person2
person2: actually I'm Greek
persin1: not anymore

by anonymango2420 January 10, 2022

Turkish peek

Turkish fps players join western europe servers to abuse something called peekers advantage. Turkish players often with a ping higher than 60 wide swing out of a corner and have ample time to shoot their enemy before they can even react. It's a form of cheating as they are deliberately abusing ping by choosing to join servers in London for example.

Fuck these cheating turkish peekers.

by Fit it you fucking idiots May 13, 2022