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c u next tuesday

(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...
Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
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Turbo Tuesday

The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am

Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"
Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"
by anonymous February 25, 2022
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Tickle Tuesday

on tuesday you commit horrid yet hillarious violations to your close ones but simply tickling them, make sure they have PTSD by the end of the day from hillarious yet impossibly illegal violations, from tickling, some people take the chance out of context. if you know...
Hey it's tickle tuesday!

Help this dude is trying to tickle me on Tickle Tuesday!
by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025
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No trouble on a Tuesday

A phrase suggesting Tuesdays are easy unimportant days, unlikely to cause drama or major shifts. Also used as a comeback to reject or shut down the start of drama.
"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."

(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)

Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.
by R. Lethe November 17, 2020
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Tuesday Dinner

a social gathering of friends at Denise's on a Tuesday
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag
Natalie: Can we go to Lidl? I need to get stuff for the Gnocchi for Tuesday Dinner.
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?
by denisez April 18, 2021
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Tuesday

a white girl that dates a black guy, a.k.a monday.
damn that girls fine as hell, too bad she's with that monday, she a tuesday then.
by birdshat December 3, 2009
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Tuesday weirds

Phrase- When a hard weekend or 3 day weekend of various hard drugs like ecstasy or meth has the afterglow wear off and you're left with a weird panicky sober low feeling.

One may act weird or just want to isolate themselves. It is usually the beginning of introspection from the weekend's activities. Ordinary things may seem slightly different.

Origin: unknown. Popular with 90s and 00 college age kids.
I have the Tuesday weirds from rolling and doing Xanax all weekend. I gotta find a way to leave work, before I freak out.
by Synaptic Plasticity August 21, 2018
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