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Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit
john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?
by ptrlol July 27, 2022
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Frank’s Tuesday

A drink named after notorious alcoholic, Frank Gallagher, a Frank’s Tuesday is comprised of three 16 oz beers (of any brand) with three shots of dark liquor. The drink is supposed to be one giant drink and not segments.
-Hey! You want to get drunk?

-Yea I’ll have a Frank’s Tuesday

-Nah man I don’t want to get that drunk
by NateTheGreat4777 February 6, 2019
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No Taco Tuesday

every month, a day comes up on Tuesday where you can't eat tacos. And this day is where everybody goes into a deep state of depression.
Yo I'm depressed because it's No Taco Tuesday
by YeetusFetus11 June 12, 2022
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TideToilet tuesday

a popular festivity celebrated celebrated on supcord, as the names implies it occurs every tuesday on supcord, the origins of this festivity come from a drawing of a supcord moderator recreated as a skibidi toilet since then the celebration is about annoying said moderator with the joy of TideToilet tuesday
did you know that tomorrow is TideToilet tuesday

GREAT i'd love to celebrate it
by camaleon45678 September 3, 2025
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Tuesday

a white girl that dates a black guy, a.k.a monday.
damn that girls fine as hell, too bad she's with that monday, she a tuesday then.
by birdshat December 3, 2009
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Tuesday

By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.

Purpose of each day of the week:

Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024
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Tuesday Dinner

a social gathering of friends at Denise's on a Tuesday
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag
Natalie: Can we go to Lidl? I need to get stuff for the Gnocchi for Tuesday Dinner.
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?
by denisez April 18, 2021
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