Tristan

The type of guy to pack ben yedder 97 pug of a 81+ pack he Aldo has a micro penis and no friends

Tristan packed 97 ben yedder

by Tristan is a faggot June 4, 2020

Tristan

Tristan is.. unique. he his usually walking around with a stubbed toe and a foot that is always sore cus hes the biggest nutjob. a very big dick though. and very big toes. also sees a bimbo when he looks in the mirror

"ahh that dipshit Tistan stubbed his toe."

"oh well , says tristan, while sulking in a corner

by bruhwiththebruhbutton August 22, 2022

Tristan

A straight up dildis monkey

It's the man the myth the legend, ahh shit never mind its Tristan

by T dawg is gay May 15, 2020

Tristan

The guy who's super annoying and have little to no friends. He always starts problems and usually no one likes a Tristan

Person 1: Hey who's that annoying guy
Person 2: Oh that's Tristan
Person 1: Of course it's a Tristan

by ChickenNuggetMaster November 25, 2019

Tristan

Tristan cares alot mabe to much he often puts himself down but is a kind careing person who will love you for who you are till the day you die he'll never let you feel alone and he'll always make you smile just help him out sometimes too for all you know it may just be a mask

person1:OMG did you hear about Tristan
person2:who hasent hes awsome

by Wicked_Impulse56 February 12, 2023

tristan

hes someone that i will love forever

hes laugh is so weird but i love it everything about him i love everyone gets the wrong image about him thinking hes a gangsta or scary but in reality hes a simp loving caring and allover amazing hes also a asshole sometimes. he left me because of what pepole would think im still trying to get over him3 months later still love him to peices tho<3

friend: tristan is so scary omg
me: why would u say that hes actually a really good guy so stop judging him ffs

by thepinkjellybean September 12, 2021

Tristan

First love, a pretty cool dude who I have a bunch of history with.

“hey! Tristan is kind of awesome”

by Kittie304 June 16, 2025