Tristan

Least whimsical and chalant person you will ever meet has zero aura not tuff at all 0% cool

tristan: Hi i am tristan

everyone else: Not whimsical.

by jsakdhaiwudshajknmsda November 26, 2025

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Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

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Tristan

The biggest fucking munter I’ve ever seen! Every time we hang out we always munt.

Tristan I love you, you malicious magical magnificent munter

by OrionUki7 March 27, 2024

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Tristan Edpao

Tristan Edpao is a dancer, Tristan currently dances along with Pauler Lam on Eric Man’s There And Back Again Tour. Tristan has also danced for Kehlani, and Offstage. Tristan also does online classes for all types of hip hop dance on STEEZY.

person 1- “OMG have you seen Tristan Edpao on eric nams tour”
person 2- Yes i have, him and pauler are amazing dancers

by lbuzzybee June 10, 2022

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TRISTAN

It a freaking cutie pie who will always be there for you no matter what.
He is a little sunshine, who will protect you ans make you feel safe.
We love him.

Someone : omg tristan is so cool
Me : agreed !

by Booo01 November 21, 2021

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