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Tristan Oien

A man who’s not quite sure how to go outside and touch grass but when he does it hurts he’s is a super skilled Fortnite player but some how gets women online through yellow ghost app he’s got goofy at light skin eyes and does the npc when needed he has a crush on Oliver Freidlander and they do bang time so Jimmy gets made
I’m about to do a Tristan Oien in you *cums*
by capson November 16, 2022
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Tristan is a absolute cutie. He's probably playing video games or watching anime. He is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. If you find him keep him.

xoxo You know who it is
wow that Tristan is a hottie
lol
by Kittie304 October 26, 2020
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Tristan is a really cool guy. He fucked all the mothers in town.
by Realonionpeeling.onion May 7, 2022
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tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones
Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again
by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024
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Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad
Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy
by Samtheman61 January 24, 2021
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Have you seen Tristan"s huge horse cock? That shit be bussin'
by guccicoochygooch September 5, 2021
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Guy1 have you seen Tristan?

Guy2 yea he’s gotta be 250 lb at least

Guy3 yea tristans big and sexy
by Deeeeeeeeez nutttttttzzzzzzzz November 3, 2021
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