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A torture facility designed to break kids faith and trust in life by mentally wearing down on them with the most useless of information. School was originally designed for good, back in the Greek age of Philosophy however modern schools tend to be the opposite. Modern school is the equivalent of legal slavery which forces anyone over the age of 6 to spend meaningless hours learning nonessential stuff such as how to write a proper argumentative essay. It actually does the opposite of what it was meant to and encourages failure, discrimination as well as poverty. Most schools only exist to be there with the exception of some teachers who actually take their job seriously and the minority of students who can actually find interest in learning instead of just getting free food or seeing people.
Son: Hey I'm back from school
Dad: Great what did you learn?
Son: Nothing!
by EPICFRENCHFRIES March 15, 2017
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The place were you are not taught how to pay taxes but you are taught how to find the height and angle of a pyramid while at the same time breaking your back.
by TheItalianDude July 9, 2016
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To be held against your will to work and learn about useless things; jail.
Person 1: What are you learning in school?
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.

Person 1: That sucks.
by your real name (rebel) July 7, 2016
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In most cases, hell
I went to the firey depths of school
by Some Boring Ass July 5, 2016
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A place you go to make sure your youth doesn't get too interesting
Wanna do something else than going to school today?
Yeah, not really, i've been in school so much i'm not really comfortable doing anything else than been told what to do
by Janzord April 6, 2016
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A place where you spend your day listening to boring lecture/lessons which is pain in the ass, and also seeing your asshole friends ( If you have a friend )

Meaning of School:
S: Seven
C: Crappy

H: Hours

O: Of
O: Our
L: Lives
by Mr.CrappyShitPants September 13, 2016
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🔥HELL🔥
school ;the place where dreams die
person 1) hey dude where are you going?
person 2) *coughs* hell *coughs*
person 1) ...school?
person 2) ...
person 1) ... same
by kayakthefish September 7, 2016
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