titty boners

Hard Nipples... that's all, just a retard way of saying that.

Do I really need one of these...

"When I slather her body with a stick of margarine she gets titty boners."

by fastcore June 11, 2008

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dirty titties

a superlative/oxymoron meaning awesome, the greatest, or downright amazing

adj. - thats dirty titties!

acronym - DFT's = drity fuckin titties

in a sentence: that party last night was dirty titties.

by mike,cj,luke,tre November 7, 2009

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titty on wheat

the urban or and ghetto phrase used in ordering a chicken sandwich on wheat bread at subway.

yo, lemme get some of dat titty on wheat!
nah, nah, i dont want no cheese...just dat titty on wheat.

by the white reggie bush October 28, 2006

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tittie residue

The deliciousness left in a bra after a woman has worn it for all or most of the day... not to be confused with sweat or b/o; this is something entirely different and much better.

My wife just took off her bra and I got to rub the tittie residue all over my face!

by Dirtface99 June 23, 2008

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Bitch Titties

Man with extremely large breasts for his size. Has lots of sagging and looks extremely disgusting. Normally refuses to ever take off a coat or jacket they are wearing to hide there enormous tits.

Dude, that kids got the biggest bitch titties I've ever seen.

by JustinRyan July 23, 2005

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The next generation of red bull and jager ("jager bomb"), this variation has a tasty twist, first step, find a girl who has recently had a child and get her to pump some milk from her tit, second step, get a bottle of goldschlager and make a 50/50 shot of the two. Third step, enjoy...

Matt was so fucking drunk that he didnt even know he had just taken a titty bomb with Stephanie's milk! What a dirty Mex!

by Jack Bauer, July 28, 2008

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